“I’m Not Unregulated. I’m Unaccommodated.” Distressed Dad Hat

For everyone who’s ever been told to “calm down” when what you really needed was a damn sensory break.

This hat is for the moms, the advocates, the late-diagnosed women holding entire systems together with caffeine, stubbornness, and Google Docs.

Soft, faded, perfectly imperfect like you after three IEP meetings and a lifetime of masking.

Throw it on for school pickup, advocacy calls, or whenever someone says “everyone struggles sometimes.”
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Blank product sourced from China