“Motherhood: Sleep Is for Cowards" - Beanie

Sleep is for cowards. Whether you're up at 2am googling weird rashes, melting down in the school parking lot, or pretending that your third cup of coffee counts as self-care, this hat gets it.

Soft, stretchy ribbed knit for tired heads and unwashed hair

One size fits most overstimulated foreheads

Available in emotional resilience grey

For moms holding it together with caffeine, cussing, and consequence charts.
Pull it on. Stay warm. Start the uprising.•
100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic 
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea