“Regulated… enough.” Minimalist Ornament

$13.50
For the moms who made it through another season of sensory overload, school emails, and performative calm.

“Regulated… enough.” is the holiday mantra of the modern ND woman, not Zen, not spiraling, just functional with flair.

Hang it on your tree, your rearview mirror, or your office door as a quiet warning to the next person who says “Have you tried deep breathing?”

• 100% ceramic
• Circle-shaped diameter: 2.99″ (7.6 cm)
• Snowflake-shaped size: 2.17″ × 2.99″ (5.5 cm × 7.6 cm)
• Ornament thickness: 0.1″ (2.5 mm)
• Glossy finish
• Two-sided print with the same design
• Gold-colored string included
• Available individually or in bundles of 3, 5, or 10
• Blank product sourced from China
For the moms who made it through another season of sensory overload, school emails, and performative calm.

“Regulated… enough.” is the holiday mantra of the modern ND woman, not Zen, not spiraling, just functional with flair.

Hang it on your tree, your rearview mirror, or your office door as a quiet warning to the next person who says “Have you tried deep breathing?”

• 100% ceramic
• Circle-shaped diameter: 2.99″ (7.6 cm)
• Snowflake-shaped size: 2.17″ × 2.99″ (5.5 cm × 7.6 cm)
• Ornament thickness: 0.1″ (2.5 mm)
• Glossy finish
• Two-sided print with the same design
• Gold-colored string included
• Available individually or in bundles of 3, 5, or 10
• Blank product sourced from China